Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.