Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Unique job interviews
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Arriving home very drunk
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