Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...