The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...