Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!