The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...