I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...