Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...