The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...