‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...