Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.