To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...