Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...