11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...