Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...