Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...