Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...