Polish Couple
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A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...