Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...