How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...