A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...