Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.