A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...