The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...