The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...