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Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
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Chicken and the road thru history.
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