In a perfect world…
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The way you say it
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What time does the bar open?
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This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Bank Teller
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You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.