The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...