Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...