Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...