The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...