‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...