Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....