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A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What’s the Beer for?
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A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
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What is your date of birth?
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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...