Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...