Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...