In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...