Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...