Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...