I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...