Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !