What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...