Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...