Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
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Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Holiday Banana Bread
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Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
If men had a vagina.
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Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Glossary of music terms
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...