Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...