Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!