The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!