Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!