Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...