Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...