What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.