At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....